"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming
'Wow - what a ride!'"
~
Peter Sage

Special Thanks to:
Amy, for help with (OK, for all of) the design
Jared, for help with the programming
and Steve, for help with the updating